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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>It's not fun when it's so hot</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @fuckyeahnotalent)</generator><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ouht4EYY1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/21357465921</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/21357465921</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:31:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hi im nick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;hi im nick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/21011427890</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/21011427890</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:16:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>luciecamp:

rest in peace pup I love you forever
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m254ftk42r1qbtbb9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luciecamp.tumblr.com/post/20691402109/rest-in-peace-pup-i-love-you-forever"&gt;luciecamp&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;rest in peace pup I love you forever&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20691473892</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20691473892</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 23:03:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theoriginaljoefisher:

Tenkakusan Ootakayama11.01.16.02 (by...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzh4hjTN51qz4yblo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theoriginaljoefisher.tumblr.com/post/17164081284/tenkakusan-ootakayama11-01-16-02-by"&gt;theoriginaljoefisher&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Tenkakusan Ootakayama11.01.16.02 (by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stoom/5387225787/"&gt;closed_trimmer&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20453903827</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20453903827</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 01:10:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>onlylolgifs:

toptumbles:

World’s largest lapdog

More...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzedx9SkpV1qfjjglo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onlylolgifs.com/post/17647197992/toptumbles-worlds-largest-lapdog-more"&gt;onlylolgifs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toptumbles.com/post/17615925783/worlds-largest-lapdog"&gt;toptumbles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a href="http://youtu.be/R2C5mF6LbxA"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;World’s largest lapdog&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://onlylolgifs.tumblr.com/"&gt;More hilarious gifs here!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20453849379</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20453849379</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 01:08:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Well, let’s see. After you decide that I’m depressed, or whatever, you’ll put me on meds, right?..."</title><description>“Well, let’s see. After you decide that I’m depressed, or whatever, you’ll put me on meds, right? Well I know hundreds of people on them and they’re all doing just fine. Really. I’ll go back to work on my new anti-depressants, have dinner with my parents and persuade them I’m back to being the normal one who never gives them any trouble. And one day some guy will ask me to marry him. He’ll be nice enough. That’ll make my parents very happy. The first year we’ll make love all the time, and in the second and third less and less. But just as we’re getting sick of each other, I’ll get pregnant. Taking care of kids, holding onto jobs, paying mortgages, It’ll keep us on an even keel for a while. Then about ten years into it he’ll have an affair because I’m too busy and I’m too tired. And I’ll find out. I’ll threaten to kill him, his mistress… myself. We’ll get past it. A few years later he’ll have another one. This time I’m just going to pretend that I don’t know because somehow kicking up a fuss just doesn’t seem worth the trouble this time. And I’ll live out the rest of my days sometimes wishing my kids could have the life that I never had. Other times secretly pleased they’re turning into repeats of me. I’m fine. Really.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Paulo Coelho, &lt;em&gt;Veronika Decides to Die.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ramirezdahmerbundy.tumblr.com/"&gt;ramirezdahmerbundy&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20453781286</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20453781286</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 01:06:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oda a los Calcetines - Pablo Neruda</title><description>&lt;p&gt;(Ode to a pair of wool socks)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Me trajo Mara Mori&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;un par de calcetines,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;que tejió con sus manos de pastora,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;dos calcetines suaves como liebres.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;En ellos metí los pies&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;como en dos estuches&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;tejidos con hebras del&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;crepúsculo y pellejos de ovejas.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Violentos calcetines,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;mis pies fueron dos pescados de lana,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;dos largos tiburones&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;de ázul ultramarino&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;atravesados por una trenza de oro,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;dos gigantescos mirlos,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;dos cañones;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;mis pies fueron honrados de este modo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;por estos celestiales calcetines.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Eran tan hermosos que por primera vez&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;mis pies me parecieron inaceptables,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;como dos decrépitos bomberos,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;bomberos indignos de aquél fuego bordado,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;de aquellos luminosos calcetines.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Sin embargo, resistí la tentación&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;aguda de guardarlos como los colegiales&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;preservan las luciernagas,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;como los heruditos coleccionan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;documentos sagrados,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;resisti el impulso furioso de ponerlas&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;en una jaula de oro y darle cada&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;día alpiste y pulpa de melón rosado.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Como descubridores que en la selva&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;entragan el rarísimo venado verde&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;al asador y se lo comen con remordimiento,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;estire los pies y me enfunde&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;los bellos calcetines, y luego los zapatos.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Y es esta la moral de mi Oda:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Dos veces es belleza la belleza,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;y lo que es bueno es doblemente bueno,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;cuando se trata de dos calcetines&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;de lana en el invierno.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20323683113</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20323683113</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:19:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I miss my dog.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1teryuMak1r3vscwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I miss my dog.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20301218574</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20301218574</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 15:14:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mfaxCNKC1r3vscwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20090918595</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20090918595</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:42:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1m0i4coj31r3vscwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20072471859</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20072471859</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 15:22:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2l4r5MWB1qi23vmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20008564671</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/20008564671</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 10:24:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0pc6rmgWl1qa5ifko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19949716175</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19949716175</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 07:26:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>americanphoto:

My favorite photo I’ve seen this week, I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuobuZTqv1qmaoalo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://americanphoto.tumblr.com/post/16078858574/my-favorite-photo-ive-seen-this-week-i-think"&gt;americanphoto&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;My favorite photo I’ve seen this week, I think. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reuters.tumblr.com/post/15891700567/photos-female-bodyguard-training-an-instructor"&gt;reuters&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reuters.com/news/pictures/slideshow?articleId=USRTR2W3LG#a=1"&gt;Photos: Female Bodyguard Training&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An instructor from the Tianjiao Special Guard/Security Consultant Ltd. Co, smashes a bottle over a female recruit’s head during a training session for China’s first female bodyguards in Beijing January 13, 2012. According to the company, the training session consists of 20 women, mostly college graduates, who will undergo 8-10 months of training to develop sufficient skills to become security guards. The company will then offer the best trainee a chance to attend the International Security Academy in Israel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="label"&gt;Photo: REUTERS/David Gray&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19814556266</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19814556266</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 22:44:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ziggy went for a swim</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1dbgogDFg1r3vscwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ziggy went for a swim&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19814390067</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19814390067</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 22:41:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bluepueblo:

House Between The Rocks, Brittany, France
photo via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13ax13Qlt1qb30dwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluepueblo.tumblr.com/post/19645853023/house-between-the-rocks-brittany-france-photo"&gt;bluepueblo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;House Between The Rocks, Brittany, France&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;photo via &lt;a href="http://besttravelphotos.wordpress.com/2012/03/07/house-between-the-rocks-france/"&gt;besttravelphoto&lt;/a&gt;s&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19717757702</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19717757702</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 23:45:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyybbzDXcz1r9vqv0o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyybbzDXcz1r9vqv0o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19617935240</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19617935240</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 02:23:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtkyw2xoI1qd65l5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19436507136</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19436507136</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 00:26:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ud4n15ra1qah1qoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19321734582</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19321734582</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:33:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0vd1m784H1r86w0ho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19321460716</link><guid>http://fuckyeahnotalent.tumblr.com/post/19321460716</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:29:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>a-spaceodyssey:

Favorite episode
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ufr3dVK01qenu9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-spaceodyssey.tumblr.com/post/19253992271/favorite-episode"&gt;a-spaceodyssey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Favorite episode&lt;/p&gt;
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